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The name of Dr.Evil's rap song!!!!!
"It's a hard knock life for us!".
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not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.
the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.
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An institution where drs go to learn how to do breast implanrs.
"Are you qualified to do breast implants?"
"Certainly, I learned at the School of Hard Knocks."
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When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"
"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad
"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.
It's the hard knock life.