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Harley Davidson

Milwaukee's finest.
From the early 1900s to the '70s they were THE bike in America. From the '50s to the '70s, Hollywood did a great job of screwing up the biker image and the public perceived mostly only badasses or Hell's Angels riding Harley Davidsons (and for that matter, motorcycles in general..of course it was pretty hard to look bad or anything but stupid on the Japanese bikes of the day). During the AMF years posers started trading in their Hondas and getting into the act. When AMF finally got out of the motorcycle business (good fuckin' riddance), the image of the badass biker finally started to fade and the Hawgs started getting better, everyone wanted a Harley again.
The older badass bikers still think that anyone not living on his bike is a poser. The weekend warriors and new Harley riders could give a shit and all of them know that Jap bike owners are Harley owner wannabes with shit paying jobs and no money.
Am I looking a second bike? Yes, a Ducati Monster. Can I afford it? Yes. Will I trade my Harley for it? SHIT NO!! I'll ride the Ducati when the soul is dark and the death wish is upon me (or I'm just pissed at the neighbor's cat for shitting in my yard), but I ride the Harley when I feel the need to live and be alive.

Shit, man...look at the dumb ass on his oil leaking, noisy, slow moving piece of crap Harley Davidson. Gawd, I wish I had one.

by Cap'nJack March 19, 2007

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harley davidson

The bike that made motorcycles cool. I don't hate crotch rockets, but I definitely hate dumbasses that say Harleys are unreliable and slow. Sure, they put out low quality machines when AMF bought the company, but hey, then don't buy one. I have never been on my Harley and had one of these jackasses talk shit about my bike, because they see I would not mind taking jail time to put them in the hospital. It's called maintainance- you know, working on your bike. It's not just buying a shiny fast rocket and a cool jacket and being a biker. If someone buys the right model and puts any time into it, its easy to make a Harley fast as hell.

dude that thinks he's hard: check out my rocket- it sounds like a weed wacker
dude that is hard: if you don't leave in 3 seconds, i will stab you

by jarhead May 4, 2005

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Harley Davidson

A clothing and merchandise distributor that also manufactures two-wheeled road tractors which cater to the “bad boy image” cosplay crowd.

Their clothing and “motorcycles” are generally used for hauling oversized cosplayers to their conventions, which are typically held at a local bar on weekends, or an AA meeting on weekdays. This company has enjoyed considerable success with its flashy and overpriced clothing line, as well as the equally overpriced fashion accessories they market as “cruiser motorcycles.”

See that guy in his Harley Davidson costume riding that ridiculously loud bike? He told me that “loud pipes save lives” right before he rode off on his fashion accessory without wearing a helmet. Before that he was bragging about “how much torque” his bike has, as if we’re supposed to believe it’s fast… like, JOHN DEERE TRACTOR FAST! Haha! Harley Davidson sure knows how to make money off insecurity!

by Capn’ Obvious July 3, 2023

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Harley Davidson

The act of simultaneously vaginally and anally fisting a woman. Must insert and retract fists in opposite rhythm, mimicking the action of a V twin engine

That girl I took home was a real freak, she wanted me to Harley Davidson her all night

by Chancellor Rodrequez January 28, 2016

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harley davidson

a motorcycle brand in which foreign bike riders like to critisize but both honda and yamaha got sued in the 80s for making there bikes to closely immated to.

harley davidson are for fags just like my yamaha and honda

by hog slayer April 30, 2012

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S&S Harley Davidson

It's the engine that is on older model Indian motorcycle ,

Wow look at that Indian Harley , that's not a S&S Harley Davidson engine . That's the same engine that S&S uses on Harley Davidson motorcycles

by Big daddy davidson June 1, 2018

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Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.

Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

by Harley Davidson fan May 17, 2023