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The Hartman Defense

The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.

Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?

Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.

Attorney: Please elaborate.

Defendant: I don't know nothin'!

Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.

by BUBBS January 17, 2014


Lani Hartman

The hottest and sexyest women to exist ever I think everyone should date her because she's just that hot

"Lani hartman why are you so hot?"
"Its just who I am i can't help it"

by Jooicebox March 10, 2022


lani hartman

she is a whore who bully’s ppl that are shorter than her

Lani Hartman:ha short
Me: 😢

by KoCain March 10, 2022


lani hartman

hot

lani hartman=gay

by KoCain March 10, 2022