harvard

The school you would have gone to in a second had you been accepted. Frequently ranked best college in the world. Also, unfairly criticized by many for rejecting them. See envy. Apparently, the (insert your mediocre school) of the east.

I wish I had been accepted to Harvard, but instead, I'll take my anger out at them for my shortcomings.

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harvard

1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."

2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.

"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."

or

Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.

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harvard

harvard sucks and princeton doesn't matter.

Did you go to the Yale-Harvard game?
Yeah, when it was at Harvard, even though they were deuschebags and wouldn't let us drink we pulled the best trick known to college football on them. Go to www.harvardsucks.org.

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harvard

Safety school. Where Cornell rejects go.

Served, Set, and Spiked.

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harvard

a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated!

--yo where was this party at?

--it was at HARVARD!

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harvard

The most prestigious, renowned university in the country. Located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Harvard is agruably the best ivy-league school in the US.

You won't get accepted into Harvard if your grades aren't up to par!

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harvard

The Stanford University of the east.

Adam: Why did Julia decide to go to Harvard?
Katy: She got rejected from Stanford.

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