Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

Have a magical day

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

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how many months have 28 days

you are that bored wow you need a life but its all of them bro think

you- how many months have 28 days

me-wow your alone if your asking a site to answer you

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Have a good day

seriously are you fucking joking right now? you really search for "have a good day"??
if your enemy say this to you, they probably hope you die in a car crash.
synonym: have a good one, have a good night..etc,..

me: why did this odd bitch tell me to "have a good day"?

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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

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understandable have a nice day

It is understandable, so you may have a nice day; even if you didn't get your ice cream from McDonalds.

"Hey you got some food?"

"Sorry food broke"

"Understandable have a nice day"

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understandable, have a great day

A recent spicy meme in which a black man is at a drive-thru window requesting food, only to be told that "food broke." He understands, and tells the worker to have a great day.

Customer: "Hello, Food?"
Worker: "Food Broke"
Customer: "Understandable, Have A Great Day"

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