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Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024


Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 24, 2025


the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

by BhettyBhoop July 23, 2022


Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022


Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022


Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.

The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.

by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 22, 2022


madi hawley

Blue eyes, brown hair, braces in her final year of school but still kinda cute. Funny and is always good for a laugh. Always down for some Starbucks but hates unnecessary things. Absolutely stunning and excels at sport especially netball. All the guys at school chase her and all the girls copy her.

Guy 1: Hey look at that chick reckon she's a Madi Hawley?
Guy 2: Yes well she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen

by Anon1223595039504 April 02, 2020