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Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF

Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019


the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

by BhettyBhoop July 23, 2022


Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.

The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.

by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 22, 2022


Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022


Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022


madi hawley

Blue eyes, brown hair, braces in her final year of school but still kinda cute. Funny and is always good for a laugh. Always down for some Starbucks but hates unnecessary things. Absolutely stunning and excels at sport especially netball. All the guys at school chase her and all the girls copy her.

Guy 1: Hey look at that chick reckon she's a Madi Hawley?
Guy 2: Yes well she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen

by Anon1223595039504 April 2, 2020


Dirty hawley

When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw

Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys

by TweekerT69 August 12, 2023