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A key warning given to the student during "health and safety at work" courses about being environment aware, in order to avoid bodily injury caused by tripping or bumping into an unseen object.
A distraction caused by spotting a stunningly good looking member of the opposite sex, resulting in the observer walking into a lampost, tripping over a kerb etc.
Simon: Dude, look over there! Trip hazard at eight o'clock
Andy: Wowsah! <Crash>, oowww fuck!
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A term used to describe a dangerous pass of a blunt that may end up with the blunt being dropped and weed lost
Scott hazard passed me the blunt over the edge. I told him next time to step away from the balcony when he passes it.
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Someone who, intentionally or unintentionally, has a tendency to block exits and/or pathways.
jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
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A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.
Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!
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Going off road caused by not paying attention.
I was not paying attention and Dukes of Hazard my car over the curb
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1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense.
2. a jackass that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph.
3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he's looking down at a text message instead of at the road.
4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel.
5. a feckless turd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.
I saw a total Highway Hazard on the way to work this morning. This bitch was smoking with one hand and texting with the other; who the fuck knows how she was steering. Why do we let people like that breed again? That's the kind of dumbass that only wears a seatbelt because the law says they have to.
My carpool buddy decided to look up Amendments on his phone while driving yesterday. Dude's turning into a fucking Highway Hazard.
So my friend texted me like 10 times while I was driving home from work last week. After I got home and actually checked the texts, I called him back and told him not to get his panties in a bunch. I sure as shit not going to be a Highway Hazard. Fuck that; I saw Seven Pounds.
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