Hazel

A woman who fucks like a man. (In frequency, not speed.)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend is such a Hazel!

Guy 2: Aww man! You're so lucky!

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Hazel

Happy birthday to this pretty young thing! She's so nice that if you wished her on the wrong day she would still shower you with kisses and not insults.

P.s. did hafidz get it right? If not, please do not scold him. He's a nice guy and also very charming (with or without hair)

Stop being so hazel about it.

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Hazel

A short, wild girl that knows how to get down on any dance floor and is definitely not afraid to speak her mind. But of course, this is after you make her break out of her shell as she can be shy at times.

But once you get to know her, she shines vibrant rays of happiness and love. She will support you through anything and is hands down the most amazing friend/sister you can ever have. Never take her for granted because there is no one like Hazel. She is truly one of a kind.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! love you. iykyk

Hazel is singing Lemonade by Jeremy Passion again.

Hazel

The most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth an amazing gf and even better friend she is always there for her friends no matter what she is perfect inside and out and her bf is the luckiest man alive her best friend is probably named Maria

Seth: My gf is the best her name is hazel

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Hazel

A name that suits to short people due to the name is also short (this is my opinion)

My height is 4'5 so I named myself Hazel.

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Hazel

A badass child with the attitude of a mule, but is the maddest, most amazing friend that you can ever have. She lights up any room just with her laugh, which is both infectious and silvery.

DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

A Hazel is chasing me! HELP!!!!!!!

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Hazel

Girl who obsesses over Cleaning, likes baking cupcakes and is a Tank when drinking.

Guy 1 "dude, shes such a hazel!"
Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."

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