healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

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that aint healthy

When someone says something weird, or funny, or nasty u have to say that aint healthy cuz u don't wanna be rude and u got to tell them it ain't healthy

Fred: imma eat u real hard
Ned: umm, that aint healthy

Pro-Healthy

People who hate fun and would ruin every dinner party with their Pro-Healthy food facts.

Judging people's weight and try to change them.

Body shame overweight people to lose weight.

- Stay healthy but don't force it on others, be fun, loose up around friends and family and give your kids candy every now and then.

'' Is that a donut? Omg, do you know what that does to your body? You should switch to a salad, trust me, you'd live longer"

"I never give my kids sweets because I want them to grow healthy "I don't really care about what they want". They eat baby carrots and nuts for dessert."

" Ok, you should stop being a Pro-healthy for one second, Karen."

healthy scratch

-a guy dressed nicely
-a well tied tie
-eating healthy or scratching that
-being sat in hockey
-jumping rope

"Ben is a healthy scratch tonight"

Healthy High

Committment to eating healthy when under the influence of marijuana. Abstaining from fattening foods when stoned.

I'm not smoking and eating Doritos tonight. I'm going with a healthy high. Only fruits and veggies. And herbs of course.

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

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healthy hair

Hair which lives happily ever after.

Word on some street has it: getting cloned from unhealthy hair could prove as equally not complying to basically following same advice given to owners of Golden retrievers on how to prepare their muts for dog show judging panels.

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