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A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.
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verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch
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Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.
whatahoe
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When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
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When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
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When one guy busts on a girls eyes, sticks his dick in her mouth, and two more guys give her ear plugs (bust in her ears simultaneously).
Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.
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grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
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