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Putting a bowl of milk down on the ground and having someone get down on all fours to drink it and someone sneaks up behind them and fucks them in the ass an yells "Hello Kitty!"
I heard Nick Blake got the hello kitty last night.
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When a cat surprise rapes a man
Helloooo! Kitty!?
I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty
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This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".
I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.
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the most common type of sleep paralysis demon. also in some mediterranean areas it is used as very offensive curse word.
kid: hello kitty
teacher: IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPELLED?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOM! THERE'S A HELLO KITTY IN MY ROOM! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.
"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"
"What?!"
"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'
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Primary characteristics: self-confident appearance, obsession with the sanrio universe (or other children franchises), mental disorders (e.g. borderline, depression, daddy issues), sexually open, from unstable family background
Hello Kitty Girls are usually not open to monogamous relationships and usually have relationships of a purely sexual nature without emotional attachment. Especially on people with a Dear Daniel personality they seem extremely attractive. These people are mainly characterized by low self-esteem and weak personality. They form a perfect mirror image of Hello Kitty Girls.
If a relationship with a Hello Kitty Girl actually develops, it usually takes place in two phases.
First, they are extremely fixated on her partner. The relationship usually quickly turns into a sexual and emotional dependence of both on each other.
At a certain point, the mental disturbances that have been put aside until then usually take over again and the Hello Kitty Girl starts to let her partner feel this. Finally, the relationship ends after a period of between 3 and 12 months. While the Hello Kitty Girl falls into her usual patterns of affairs, the Dear Daniel personality is usually left with an inner emptiness due to the long emotional contact with a mentally ill person.
Because of these currently frequent occurrences, Hello Kitty Girls have a reputation for destroying the hearts of well-intentioned lovers and dragging them down with them into a hole of depression.
Friend: hey are you okay? I havent seen you laughting for ages. Is it because of your Hello Kitty Girlfreind?
You: I dont want to talk about it, its complicated...
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