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A plant commonly grown in eastern Nebraska that is totally illegal. Not to be discouraged people still grow it. Why? Well they are Nebraska so that's why. Also not to be confused with the hemp of Colorado. Nebraska hemp is much less powerful and you often just end up with a major headache.
So Eric you still owe me some of that Nebraska hemp bush.
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Fucked up, on drugs, or just plain stupid
Man Jerry was so hemped up when he was trying to explain his schedule with me
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A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
The Hemp Whore, is a rare, but lethal stoner. Also commonly known for their tendencies to "whore" around and smoke other peoples weed. They also may try to steal your grinder. Watch out for the Hemp Whores who have been known to spread herpes through shared pipes/bongs/hockey pucks/Jango blocks.
(Hemp) (whore) Adj.
Mary Jane: The other day I ran into a hemp whore, Blake, and he smoked all my weed.
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Sentencing Ranging From Catching Bullets With Their Teeth to Wearing Hemp Necklaces Until Dusk In Front Of The Washington Monument!
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An unusually large marijuana cigarrete
Hey dude get a pair of vise grips to hold this thing and we will smoke the goodyear hemp