herming

Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.

Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.

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Hermes

Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.

Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

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hermes

Greek Messenger God

Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.

Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.

Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.

Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.

Latin teacher: "blah, blah, Hermes, the messenger god, blah, blah etc."

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herm

to herm something is to do something all the time/ be obsessed with something (liverpool slang)

"i used to herm disney channel when i was a kid"
"she properly herms dominos pizza"
"nah i used to badly herm that band when i was like 13"

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Hermes

Hermes is a greek olympian God, son of Zeus & Hera. He is also a ‘sexy’ man that plays a game called Critical Ops

RedMCPvP: Hermes played really good in Valiance
MichPlayz: Who? What a Randy ahaha
RedMCPvP: Nah, hes good. Don’t make him steal from you! After all, he is the god of thieves

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herme

A herme is a man/woman with both penis and vagina. or (hermaphrodite)

Lets have sex.
-okay.
Omg.
-what?
You're a herme.
herme
herme
herme

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Hermes

The love of my life so back tf off.

Hermes is the god of tricksters and is hansom ;DDD

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