gay school musical disney movie designed to brainwash already gay fags to a condition of being insignificant waste of space in the universe
kid 1: hey did you watch that disney show movie high school musical premiere?
kid 2: yea why ?
kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yea why ?
kid 1: (laughs) haha oh nothing.
75๐ 21๐
The movie that God wished that wouldn't have happened.
A movie that has populated the small minds of 12 year old children.
Also look up the movie Grease for inspiration.
God: "High School Musical? We need John Travolta in there. Zac Efron is just.. ugh."
383๐ 136๐
A cheap, cheesy, Disney movie staring a lesbian, a bi dude, a bitch, and a gay tool.
teen1: hey, did you see that high school musical movie?
teen 2: yea, it's gay. That Troy Bolton due is fucking bi.
59๐ 19๐
A clusterfuck of disney teenagers singing to terrible music.
High School Musical is the worst movie ever!
104๐ 37๐
My mates are upstairs watching high school musical
High School Musical is a deservedly Broadway-worthy film series that chronicles the impossibly tough lives of high schoolers in the wonderfully urban city of Albuquerque, NM. The realistic and completely original romantic plot revolves around two young students who (realistically) spend most of their high school lives putting on random dance and singing shows in completely normal places like the cafeteria during lunchtime, and the basketball court during an actual game. Of course we have to have a clever and witty villain in the movie, and naturally Disney has come up with a truly novel idea in Sharpay's character: the blonde, air-headed, bimbo after the main character. In movies 2 and 3, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens (who play the oh-so-unique theater jock and the even-more-unique nerdy singing gorgeous girl) get together, then break up, then, in a completely unpredictable turn of events that shocks audiences worldwide, get back together. Thankfully, the interesting, cheery, and rarely, if ever, annoying show-tunes make up for any (not that there are many of these) flaws that the movies may have. The crowning glory of this movie, however, is the gorgeous piece of manflesh we call Zac Efron (his bod, his eyes, his look of I'm-sexy-because-I-play-basketball-AND-I-can-sing, oh my!). Zac Efron is a testament to the much-forgotten fact that looking like a pixie fairy girl is a ticket to success and will win you an almost ridiculously dedicated, albeit somewhat unstable, fan following. All in all, High School Musical is a must-see summer blockbuster series that will never fail to increase your mental stimulation with its fine elements of classy cinematography. Truly, a film for the ages (if those ages happen to be between 5-15).
Random Person 1: Have you seen High School Musical 3? GOD Zac Efron is SO HOT! How will I ever get over him as long as I live? He makes me swoooooooooon *swoons*
Random Person 2: I would sit here and listen to you, but thankfully I have to go home and fold my socks.
79๐ 31๐
A dumb show that lied about high school
"Let's watch high school musical " said no one ever
18๐ 5๐