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A man you can compare anyone or anything you don't like to.
Do you disagree with someone? Is it especially concerning political views? Hitler is the ever-convenient figure you can always compare them to! Hitler's Nazi regime murdered 6 million Jews, and was responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people in World War II, making him the ultimate embodiment of human evil. But don't let those heavy details keep you from comparing him to anyone you disagree with, no matter how blatantly ignorant of history and disrespectful of his victims it makes you look.
Think government health care is wrong? No problem! Compare its proponents to Hitler. Does drilling oil offshore and in Alaska get under your skin? Just play the good old Hitler card against the drilling supporters. Hell, the comparison even works with rival sports teams you don’t like.
Photos of people you don't like or agree with can easily be "Hitlerized" with the simple addition of a small mustache and swept bangs on the forehead.
President Bush/Obama is just like Hitler because he started a war/gives good speeches.
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A general all-around nice guy. That is, except for him being a raving lunatic who liked to kill people for no reason and take over countries to give more land to the "perfect race". See asshole
Nazi: Hiel Hitler!!!!
Any other person besides Nazi or KKK member: Die bitch!
(Shoots Nazi in head who dies)
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Dictator of the Third Reich. Many people now a days consider him the epitome of evil, and, especially in the Americans' case, think that he still exists and is the only form of evil.
American: Hitler was so bad! He killed 6 million Jews and should die and should be punished and he was so evil he was the most evil man in the world and in history!!!!1111one11!!1
Educated Person: No, he killed no more than 23 million people, including Jews, Negros, Slavs, Communists, overzealous Christians, Homosexual's, and other political dissidents. Stalin killed at least 30 million, and Mao Zedong killed atl east 50 million. The Americans have killed at least 120 Native Americans. Hitler was NOT the most evil person in history. Why should we obsess over a deceased man when there is so much more evil in the world today?
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The bitch who killed my great grandparents.
Hitler killed my fucking great grandparents.
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Adolf Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany in 1933, and then became "Führer" of Germany from 1934 until he died. He was the party leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party a.k.a Nazi's. Most could argue he was a damn good leader up until the Holocaust. Then he and his Nazi Party probably got into heroin, and did some stupid shit. Evil, evil, shit. Some, however, deny the holocaust ever happened and claim it was one big conspiracy. We call these people assholes. Others attempt to carry out Hitlers Aryan legacy. We call these people rednecks.
Damn, that Hitler dude is a cunt.
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Definition 1: A big fat pussy.
Definition 2: A man who murdered millions of Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other people that did not seem fit to live in his perfect totaltarionistic world. See dickhole and xenocide.
Example 1: "Hey, you know that guy Hitler?"
"Yeah, he's a big fat pussy, I bet he'd like to suck it."
Example 2: "Why does Hitler want to kill everybody?"
"Because he sucks balls."
Example 3: Jew: "Hitler, do you like to suck balls?"
Hitler: "Yes."
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Evil genius who taught the United States of America how to fight! Blitzkrieg!!!!!!!!
Example A: Hitler sent his planes in first to bomb the enemy, then he send in the armor column, and last his infantry.
Example B: America used that tactic in Vietnam, Desert-Storm, and War on Terror.
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