A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)
Bloody hobknocker ran off with Bridget last night...
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When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)
"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."
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In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.
Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker
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A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
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An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.
Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
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Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
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"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*
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