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hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus February 28, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

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hoboken hog

When a girl puts a double end dildo in her ass and a guy or girl sucks off the other end.

Hey man I watched two girls do a Hoboken Hog the other day.

by Taylor MF Norrell September 7, 2015


Hoboken

basically part of new york and everyone thinks they're from the city. don't doubt them. the town is obsessed with frank sinatra and has the best city views

"where are you from"
"a town right next to the city"
"what's it called?"
"hoboken"

by sloths?? January 18, 2022


Hoboken Growler

A wicked shit that smells like bologna

Q: Has anybody seen Nick?
A: Not in a while. He's in the bathroom laying a real Hoboken Growler

by Brad0419 April 3, 2024


Hoboken Growler

A wicked shit that smells like bologna

Q: Where's Nick?
A: He's laying a Hoboken Growler in the shitter

by Brad0419 April 3, 2024