Hockey

Sport that is the Canadian version of soccer. Was cool in the 1980s but now is the taint of the sports universe. More white people play/attend games than Neo Nazi meetings. Impossible to watch on TV due to the impossible task of seeing the puck, even in HD. Half of all games used to end in ties; now they end in shootouts, making them now as lame as soccer. Only entertaining part of games is when players fight, which are all scripted anyway, thus setting hockey behind NASCAR, where at least 30-hillbilly pileups are spotaneous.

Hockey is so lame, more people care about Paris Hilton's genital warts.

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Hockey

Hockey is a team sport, in which 2 teams of random Canadians wielding sticks hit around a rubber puck, while on ice skates.

Did you watch the Hockey game last night?

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Hockey

A game for nerds.

"Oh my god. You like hockey? Nerd."

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Hockey

a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body.

"I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey"

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Hockey

The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons

Hey bro, wanna go watch some hockey?

Nah, I've got some weed I'd rather smoke.

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Hockey

A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.

If figure skating were easy, it'd be called hockey.

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Hockey

A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)

P.S I'm Canadian

Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???

American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?

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