has such a small penis that he doesnβt even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.
rob: bro i saw holdens penis yesterday, jk i couldnβt even see it it was so small
jerry: bro... thatβs kinda gay
rob: ik
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Person 1: Don't make fun of Holden, he's a gay atheist.
Person 2: Ok.
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He is very open minded yet he is very ugly and shy! He cannot get a date since everybody hates him!
Girl 1: look how ugly he is
Girl 2: he must be a Holden
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A person that is a major SPED and is fine with terrible grades and a terrible catchphrase like "I play defense."
Wow you're grades look they they came from a Holden
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Holden is the type of gay dude who dresses in all girls clothes. He is always sassy and is very ubnoxiously.
Wow a Holden
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