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Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.
Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.
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I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"
Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE
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September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)
Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??
SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April
Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)
April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.
An example of National take your homie to dinner day.
You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)
Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)
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