Honkin' it

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense

That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up in the hospital.

Honkin Higgin

Someone who has huge gigantic badonkadonkers

Wow! That is an absolute honkin higgin!