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A distinguished and academically-driven university located in Baltimore. One of the hardest universities to get into as an undergraduate, and people who are rejected from the Ivies usually end up here; ranked in the top 13 in the country, typically. Also has the best lacrosse team in the nation, which has remained at #1 consistently throughout the years.
Student: Where are you going to school?
Student 2: JH.
Student: I hear that all you do there is work 24/7. Have fun at that fag school!
Student 2: Where are you going?
Student: Ummm...UMass.
Student 2: Really. Good luck with that.
Student: :::cries:::
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a place where u pay 50,000 dollars a year to be miserable
Hey, don't you go to Johns Hopkins?
Nah, I decided they have to pay me next year to come back.
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The perfect example of a loving, kind person whom makes your life awesome and makes you smile whenever you talk to her.
She was so "Jessica Hopkins"ing today!
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1.) The Director of the Cadets Drum & Bugle Corps, and the Executive Director of "YEA!"
2.) A great life-coach and speaker for his students.
3.) An arrogant, egotistical micro-manager, particularly good at using his cult of personality to lead members of his organization to believe that he is God-incarnate.
4.) A terrible money manager that uses donations from his non-profit organization to buy tickets to Phillies games, fly around the country at every waking moment, pay for his luxury condo, and other personal expenses, all under the guise of "business expenses".
Person A: "Hey, who was that person clapping and yelling during the Cadets performance?"
Person B: "Oh, that douchebag? That's George Hopkins!"
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This is a term which refers to a certain kind of individual who believes themselves to have a certain kind of 'X-Factor' or perhaps a heroic quality which sets them apart.
The "Hollywood" element of the term refers, naturally enough to the famous, celebrity studded, film capital of the world. When used in this context it implies a larger-then-life person, elements of bling or flashiness, moviestar good looks and of course a pearly white All-American smile.
The "Hopkins" element is less easy to pin-point, however it can most certainly be traced to Limerick, a city in the West of Ireland where a man by that name famously became the very embodyment of "Hollywood" style and glamour at the height of the Irish boom ecomomy. It is rumored that the person to whom the phrase became associated spent lavishly on dining out, local delicacies including Hot Chicken Rolls and ZeWeTon in particular, on cars and even Speed Boats.
A person who enjoys endulging in nightlife may also be know as a Hollywood Hopkins, especially if seen indulging in a lot of alcohol or practicing fashionable salsa dancing in nightclubs.
"Did you see that guy in the Ferrari, he was a real Hollywood Hopkins."
"I heard that guy Hollywood Hopkins once bought a round of 10 JaegerBombs."
"Did you hear about that guy that won all that money playing poker?
Yes I heard he was a real Hollywood Hopkins."
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the baddest motherfucker that ever walked the planet......real niggas know real shit!
"Yo you hear that new clutchy hopkins record?""Yah that motherfucker is bad."
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Grabbing the back of someone's thigh and squeezing in a playful way to tickle the person while yelling Bobby Hopkins!
My friend just grabbed the back of my thigh and it tickled. He gave me a Bobby Hopkins.
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