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A spasticated, autistic horse called Tyler Cornelius and he has the same hair style as sonic the hedgehog because Tyler is a smelly nonce and a pedo
Tyler is a dumbass horse thst has mentally stupid autism this defines the word Bojack Horseman
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The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"
Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."
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By the last breath of the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knocks at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you've got some company
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman
You have been dying since the day you were born
You know it's all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once, a sinner twice
No need for confession now
'Cause now you've got the fight of your life
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!
Time, has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine, your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence, for what you've had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death, deliverance for you for sure
There is nothing you can do
So gather 'round young warriors now
And saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgment hammer down
Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!
Ohh yeah yeah!
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The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.
Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!
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Fucking a girl while she's on top with a bag on her head.
I had to give these beat girl the ol' headless horseman cuz she was a butterface.
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When a man cuts a jackolantern face in a pumpkin and jacks off into it
I heard Chris had fun on Halloween. He totally did the headless horseman to Mrs. Grossman's jackolantern.
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The girl pulls shirt over her head with a cock in each hand
Heather decided to celebrate halloween by giving mike and mike the headless horseman
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