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A Chinese name that sounds like someone saying "The Hoe", "See how", or maybe even "sea-horse" in an odd accent. The name's meaning in Chinese is something thats upcoming, next, or lagging behind (atleast according to the first result when Googling "Zi Hou meaning".
It's a name for a guy that is introverted yet very sociable, shy yet not ashamed of being different, reserved yet incredibly open-minded, and polite but with a very dark sense of humor.
He's an unironic legitimate nice guy that doesn't self proclaim that he is a "nice guy". ,
Zi Hou ("see how") Zi Hou (name) Zi Hou ("the hoe" Zi hou (is next).
A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.
Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
This question is so tough. Only a "Hou Yang" person can do this.
When someone tries to say “Hi I am an hour late” but has a brain and finger seizure while doing it.
Chris-“Hey, Zack, I’m hungry”
1 hour later
Zack: “hi mi an hou”
Lyddie Lou Hou is the girl you wish was your best friend. She doesn't always see how incredible she really is. Her passion to get things done is mesmerizing. She always tries to make everyone feel included and appreciated.
Girl:*sitting alone sad*
A Lyddie Lou Hou: Hey girl, wanna come with me to get lunch, I need some suggestions!
Girl: *now happy* Yea, of course!
Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.
niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn