egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

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Barack is in the White House

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.

Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!

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White House Barbie

Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.

White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?

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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

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White House Press Berater

A nickname for the current and fourth White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, because of her propensity to spend most of the time at the podium actively berating the press.

The White House Press Berater has progressively established herself as a laughingstock and what’s worse is that the Trumpster doesn’t even watch her doing it!

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Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl

Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House

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Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

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