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A gorgeous British YouTuber often seen with his best friend Amazingphil. He is known as danisnotonfire but judging by his looks he IS on fire. Also he is meme trash king.
Me:Daniel Howell is the gorgeous
Boi in my class: ew no
Me: you don't even know him
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A brown, curly, tall rat
That rat is a meme
A massive meme
What was that?
OMG, it’s a Daniel howell! Kill it!
Missing from the face of the planet. Will maybe upload again, maybe not. Who knows. But he's taking a break so good for him.
Person 1: Do you know where Daniel Howell is?
Person 2: I haven't heard that name in years..
1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.
2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.
3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.
4. A permanent state of arousal.
Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.
Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?
"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".
The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.
Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now
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A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
kids from howell, nj who have huge houses, huge schools, and lots of money. they are obsessed with fame and money. there are karens, chads, and a lot more annoying, rich people. the kids there wear chains, louis vuitton, gucci, fenti, etc. most girls/boys 12-15 are soaked with money and are snobs. the schools there are big, they have nice food, elevators and much more. howell kids do tik toks, and they think they are cool. the dads there play golf on sundays have have extreme family barbecues.
martha: *flips hair* why you so obsessed with meee boy i wanna know.. lying that you’re sexting me when everybody knows!!
everyone else: stfu martha ur a freaking howell kid