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When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
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the fairy tale alter eg(g)o of so-called president Donald Trump. Even in the fairy tale world he can't make America great again.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Trumpty had a great fall. With all his queenly horses and all his queenly men, Humpty Trumpty just couldn't make America great again.
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Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.
I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.
That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!
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A female trying to do a man job. Humpty Cunts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. Any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can't do the job.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man's pipes.
I need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty cunt is useless.
She is just a useless Humpty Cunt, she never pulls her own weight!
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A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties
Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
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A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
Humpty doo is a great stage of mind. It means life is good.
Everything is humpty doo!