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When your tired but can't go to sleep because you did not masturbate
I'm tired Imma just go to sleep *turns off lights and tries to close eyes to sleep* (3 hours later and still is not sleep) Dang I mess be hung let me maturebate real quick (after finished sleeps like a baby)
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Very funny guy, can make everyone and anyone laugh. Great storyteller. Always up for fun and adventure. Very carefree and social. Loves the outdoors and getting his hands dirty. The best kind of guy to have a beer with. The perfect role model for sportsmanship and team work. Thinks democracy and capitalism have failed. Would rather work for his parents and help out his family, than work a real job and make money. Has more friends than most, his friends love him dearly, and he would do anything for them too. Has many fans, and is very approachable. Has a mean side, and can be very apathetic and cruel if you cross him. Difficult for him to forgive and forget. Women quickly fall for him, and fall hard. Known for being a bad boyfriend, unless he's in love; then he's very sweet, considerate, loving, affectionate and loyal. Whatever he's interested in, he's passionate about. Very smart, not an intellectual, but excels academically without having to work hard. Extremely sexy, effortlessly handsome, and always leaves me wanting more ;) I love you Angrynammer, lots very <3
Hung: "You guys want to have a Joes vs. Pros volleyball competition?"
Friend 1: "Sure man. So the guys who play in a competitive league are Pros? And the ones who don't, or have never played at all, are Joes?"
Hung: "Well, it's really quite simple. You 'Pros' aren't considered pro just because you excel at volleyball. You aren't getting paid or playing at a professional level, you could be downright shitty. But the fact is you are PROS at LIFE. You have husbands/wives, kids, diapers, mortgages, diapers, jobs, responsibilities, sanity, self dignity, intelligence, kids, diapers and more kids (on the way?) and of course each other as lifetime friends/partners/team mates. In any case, this is why I think you guys are Pros. Because if you take a look at us Joes, we really have a long way to go before we reach Pro status. Especially long if you are specifically comparing intelligence, dignity and sanity. I think I speak for the Joes when I say it's great that you Pros can compete and yell at each other and at times look as if you actually hate each other but then pull together and win. Just like in life." *shotguns beer*
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To have such a huge cock, you can say hello to the man's crotch.
Judy: Geez Rob Banks is one hung Indonesian.
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Its what you MAY or may NOT be BEFORE you become the center of attention at a public hangin, and what you will definetly be AFTER....
"Richard, That vile man hangin in the tree IS, at least, well hung". "Peter, No he's not! He's still kickin'"
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The self-described penis size of a sub-sect of gay men in the new york city metro area known for their fondness (addiction) to a certain website known for hunting men. Upon personal inspection, said "hung" males are usually at or below average.
"horned, hung, here, NOW" was the headline in some guy's profile. It should have read "high (as a kite) + average (by all known studies) + wherever (i can get it) + NEVER (going to 'finish')"
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Tends to be a bit touchy, mainly towards the opposite gender. Often hated by women. Always turned down by females and have a horrible sense of humor. Very fobby and misleading. Usually a big loner that wants to be loved, in addition, get the thrill of enjoyment by touching feminine parts.
That grotesque attitude of his on that woman is like a hung
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