I'm gonna tan your hide

It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.

"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"

My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.

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I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit

To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.

1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.

Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.

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i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.

I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!

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I'm Gonna Run Your Show

To completely dominate someone in all ways possible. Usually used in online video gaming but can be used in other things as well.

We've All been there.. ur sittin and playin ur xbox 360 whether its C.O.D 5 or halo 3 or whatever and ur in the pre game lobby and theres always that one little (my balls still haven't dropped yet) kid being loud and obnoxious and just won't shut up and for some reason decides to pick ur gamertag to start chirpin.. ohh you suk im gonna kill you and on he goes.. so in response you say.. Buddy, I'm Gonna Run Your Show!!

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I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

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I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

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i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

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