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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
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What a 4 year old said to his Dad, after hearing that phrase from him many times.
The little kid was asserting himself when he said 'I'll show You who's the boss around here; I'M the boss, loudly.
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Hey me too. If you're bored give a thumbs up!
I'm bored
ME ToOOOooOoOOOOoOOOoooO0
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What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.
"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."
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Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.
Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.
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