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something someone says to get you to look behind you
"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*
*looks around*
*no one's around*
:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary
A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.
Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.
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Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.
I play baseball; I'm better than you.
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A phrase to escape, exit, or end conversation... used mostly for phone calls, work, and fleeting conversations.
Ok... OK... MOM OK!... Ok mom, I've gotta go... I'm gonna leave you to it.
Looks like you've got everything taken care of... I'm gonna leave you to it.
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An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.
(at Party)
random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"
Joe: "yoooooo!"
random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"
Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"
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when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep
J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed
guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....
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A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
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