Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

I ate a feet

h

I ate a feet

i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe

"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"