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What a female usually say`s when she does not want to have sex.
Guy "I love you" (guys way of trying to get laid).
Girl " I can`t I have a headache" (girls way of saying your not getting any tonight).
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A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.
Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.
Hipster: I have it on vinyl.
Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?
Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.
Normal guy: Whatever.
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What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
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What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)
Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..
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women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
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when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min
skinto sir: said josh oates min
i have no money
“I have no enemies “ is a quote from a popular manga Vinland saga which hold a lot of meanings to the readers
“I have no enemies” OMGGG HE SAID THE LINE
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