i can hear it calling

a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade

"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"

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All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

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I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

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I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

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twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

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what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

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Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

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