I Want A Vacuum

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

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i want to eat

when do you not? fat ass.....

SHAQWEWEAMANDRESS: i want to eat
NEYNAYMOFANDREAAZBECK: when do you not? fat ass.....

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i want the d

the wanting of the penis.

I WANT THE D

slut.

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I want to be monkey

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

I Want To Die

You can't go a day on the internet without seeing this one.

When a lad says this,this means that they've seen something so horrible (most likely in their opinion) that they make a joke about suicide.

Person 1:(Says that R34 doesn't ruin a franchise,that it is not the enemy of god and that the people who make and enjoy it aren't bad people)

Person 2:I Want To Die

I want sperm

I want you to be happy

Teacher: I want sperm
Kid: :)

I WANT FOOD

I NEED FOOD SO SOMEONE GIVE ME FOOOOOOOOD

I WANT FOOD means someone is really hungry and u better give them food before they become hangry