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The Internet

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by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

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the internet

A very bad idea. Trust me.

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.

by istancow August 3, 2010

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Internet

The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*

by Some dumb guy August 29, 2010

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internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

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Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

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interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009

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internets

A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.

On the, on the internets

by CommieCowboy August 9, 2005

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