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Herpes you get from banging the maid.
I banged the maid and now I have helpes.
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we know you need it, why do you think i was writing this?
"help im so gay i cant breath" "help me im depressed...dude jerry its not a joke-"
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Help me
I am dying of boredom
I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary
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Noun: Synonymn for money.
Verb: to give money
Noun: I need help because I am broke!
Verb: I helped the poor.
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A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton
Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...
Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)
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day 375 and i'm still here please send help i am on meth