A boy who hates most annoying girls but is calm and always there for his friends
Oh look he is so nice his name might be Ife
Guy with Big dick that makes girls cry in need and boys cry in jealousy. Make sure to hide ur mums from this dick unless u want to have another sibling
Girl:Let me see your penis
Ife: *pulls pants down*
Girl:OMG your penis is soo big what an Ife
Mary heard a noise in the night and became iffed because she worried what it might be.
when you wonder if something else happened
Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend
jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!
Milo: Gua Gua
adam: Nobody likes me anymore