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cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017


imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 13, 2023


Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 31, 2023


imbecile heureux

An imbecile heureux (from french) is actually no more than a dumb person who is tremendously inclined/likely to act clumsily as due to a lack of cleverness (and sometimes distraction).

Squidward: Patrick is literally the most incredible imbecile heureux I have ever seen

by EnglishPro1234 August 28, 2016

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imbecile cord

The connection between a parents and a non-achiever. Often not cut until significantly far into the individuals life, many times, never.

Man, I sure wish Doug's parents would cut the imbecile cord, it's sad to see someone of his age having his parents do his laundry.

by cpw August 15, 2012

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imbecile to the fourth power

imbecile to the fourth power: a complete idiot that has no experience or common sense on how to do any work whatsoever; someone who is a nincompute times 4; someone who is incapable of common sense when it comes to work with their hands.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t even hang a picture on his wall without making a hole to the outside.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t open a sealed package without making a mess everywhere.

by iswearimpure June 12, 2018


Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 26, 2022

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