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Overused buzzwords used mainly in the corporate world.
These unnecessary words are consistently used to denote something new in a company; be it a policy or a procedure.
Their use is totally fucking stupid, since there is no way to start using new procedures in the past. These words are filler and an example of verbal diarrhea.
Dave mentioned during the meeting that to reduce the amount of skidmarks in our underwear we should be sure to use at least five panels of toilet paper moving forward.
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Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.
Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.
The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.
"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"
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Most often pronounced 3 ferd
A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.
As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.
Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...
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farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
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What fashionistas do to help fashion challenged women everywhere. Fabbing it forward includes but is not limited to wearing frockets (please look up definition of Frocket for further info) and accessorizing with killer heels, fierce clutches and a chic haircut.
As fashionistas, it is our duty to Fab it Forward. Otherwise the world is a dowdy place.
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The act of responding to a good deed with another, hence, "One good turn deserves another".
The other definitions I've found on this phrase are OK save for the grammar errors, but I'm paying it forward with this easier to digest version.
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a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life
bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...
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