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A time in the morning that most people consider way too early to be awake. 5am is normal early; anytime before that is stupid early. It's most often used to describe waking up in the morning so it wouldn't apply to staying up late at night into the next day.
"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"
"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."
The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
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The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
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a sweet band with a thing for autumn.
the Early November has a drummer named Jeff.
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When video game developers sell a game before it is done to milk more money out of their customers. It's usually broken and in the alpha or beta stages.
Timmy: "Did you see that new game on early access?"
Joe: " The one that costs $60 and doesn't work?"
Timmy: "Yeah we should buy it and support our developers."
Joe: "no."
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Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol
Nice try scott early, maybe next time