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B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 30, 2021

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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 2, 2022


snap your bag

Hurry up so we can get going

Snap your bag dude we are going to be late for work!

by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020


In your bag

He bagged a bad bitch. ( he’s w a bad bitch)

Damnnn boy you in your bag

by Yourdad235789 September 27, 2021


In your bag

To be in a state of swag or great confidence. Usually used when someone had done something remarkable or is wearing something luxurious.

“Peep my shoes! I’m in my bag for real!”

“You were in your bag out there on that court tonight my boy!”

by Alltheslang March 8, 2022


In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.

You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.

by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024