Pulling an Indiana Jones

When you don't know what you are doing so you just improvise.

Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."

"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "

Indiana Jones Boulder

When a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora.

A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!

B: I did! She broke his nose!

Indiana Jone-ing

Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.

Jim- "Dude, i think we're lost"

You-" No we're not, we are simply indiana jone-ing."

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Indiana Jones

See Pat Mathiesen.

Pat "Jonesey" Mathiesen is sweet.

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Lego Indiana Jones

The fuckin best LEGO theme ever.

holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!

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indiana jones-ing

the act of being raped on a pinball machine by a popular movie director

Dude, last week I saw J.J Abrams Indiana Jones-ing Billy at the arcade last Friday.

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Indiana Jones

When someone who regularly shaves their pubic region is on an adventure where what they are doing is more important than pubic greatness

Jeff: Are you excited for your trip to Kenya?
Jack: Yeah it's great that I can help those in need but I won't be able to shave my balls and Jenny hates it when I'm Indiana Jones!!!

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