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insomnia

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

by Oz January 19, 2005

446๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


insomnia

When God hates you for some reason and doesn't let you sleep.

Person1: "Did you sleep well?"
Person2: "I have insomnia..."

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


insomnia

When you have trouble sleeping with or without reason and can cause unusual late night activity... Like writing the definition of 'insomnia' on UD

fucking insomnia won't let me sleep. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN?!!

by anonymousfucker April 5, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

402๐Ÿ‘ 252๐Ÿ‘Ž


insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004

54๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


insomnia

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to the tossing and turning that results from viewing a bad Westworld finale.

This insomnia is starting to affect my job, but I just stay up all night trying to figure out how season 1 could be so good, and how they could go full Lost on us for Season 2.

by ready_set_go June 25, 2018


insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž