A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.
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A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.
The internet killed half of my brain cells.
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The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.
Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.
Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!
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1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.
2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
Make sure your online service also includes internet access.
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1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn
2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers
3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.
4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.
5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
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What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.
Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu
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