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And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.
the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples
that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel
when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know
David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*
People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas
now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines
when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind