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The school that people go to when they realize they don’t have the talent to go to Fordham Prep.
Mike(goes to Iona): We have a soccer game against Fordham on Friday
John: we shouldn’t even go, I know we’re gonna get clapped. Iona Prep sucks at everything
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A school full of rich daddy's boy's that believe that they are better than everyone but really get no pussy and are stupid fucks with no lives except for Liam Hoyt love you brotha.
Iona Prep Kid 1: Hey dude did you see that Ursuline girl.
Iona Prep Kid 2: Oh yeah she is so hot, too bad shes only into step guys.
Iona Prep Kid 1: Maybe I should show her all the expensive shit my daddy got me
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Iona Prep, located in New Rochelle, New York, has a long rivalry with Fordham Prep located on Fordham Road in the Bronx. Considered to have better athletics program but inferior academics, many Iona alumni can be seen at your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter.
Nevertheless, if theres one thing Iona and Fordham kids can agree on its that the kids who can't get into either go to Stepanac.
"I saw a Iona Prep alumni today on Fordham road, he asked me for a dollar"
"Iona offered me a scholarship, but I still went to Fordham"
"There are actually some cool kids at Iona, but they are poorly represented by a few angry kids who want to fight you over anything."
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She's a goddess of immense creativity and beauty. A true intuitive who cuts through the noise of a person and shows them things about themselves they'd never understood. Almost supernatural in perception, she's a presence to be both feared and revered. If you've ever met an Iona Maclean, you know you'll never forget her for how she changed your inner life.
That's the kind of thing Iona Maclean would say...
When your Missus gang bangs the neighbourhood in payment of bills.
You've been a dirty Iona performing sexual acts for payment of goods and services.
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The home of the great leprechauns
Yo eman were does your sister go to
Iona colleges
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