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a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.
"dude my weiner is shrinking!"
"get ur iPod fixed"
"nah, it'll just break again"
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I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.
1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.
Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
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When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."
"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"
"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"
"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
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Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.
Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
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The iPod is an mp3 player made by Apple, Inc. It looks cool and costs a crapload of money; and for what? The looks and the right to say "omfg i have an ipod"
LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE; there are thousands of mp3 players out there that have 10 times a many cool things it does, for CHEAPER than an iPod.
Thats my opinion
will YOU waste your money on that status symbol? i sure wont
"I'm a rich kid that wants to look cool... Lemme go get an iPod because everyone else is doing it"
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A digital music player produced by Apple Computer co.
The iPod is an enigma in both terms of success and controversy; some customers find the product unreliable and the battery difficult to change where as others praise its simple design and ease of use. An example of its design would be the touch-sensitive wheel that allows you to easily select an artist, album or track intuitively and at speed.
People who dislike the iPod often quote that it's over-priced, unreliable and that most people cannot use the storage space - this is mostly true for any similar device on the market, although the perceived lack of reliability of any popular product will doubtlessly be driven by how vocal disappointed individuals are. The most dumbfounding claim is that you can only use music bought from iTunes and that the software is difficult and unreliable to use. There are many third-party applications that work with an iPod, and the player supports many codecs. Should you try and transfer an unsupported codec, iTunes will automaticlly convert it - obviously you do not have to have purchased your music from iTunes to have it in your library.
iPod is subject to a lot of jealousy from school-age children.
iPod is a victim of its own success.
People have an obsession with iPod.
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1)a current-generation mp3 player with varying amounts of space to store music and other files.
2)something most people seem to hate for no valid reason other than the fact than to fit in with other people who hate it
3)something people on urbandictionary use to express their negative opinions.
1)guy 1:
Dude check out my new iPod, it's the 20 gig one.
guy 2:
Nice
2)I HATE IPODS, THEY SUCK AND I FEEL COOL NOW.
3)See: above.