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One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.
Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.
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The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents
Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden
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The Best Metal Band of all time. Top 10 best songs would be 1)Blood Brothers 2)These Colors Don't Run 3)Lord of Light 4)Dance of Death 5)The Rainmaker 6)The Clansman 7)The Trooper 8)Aces High 9)Where Eagles Dare 10)Different World
This is obviously excluding The Number of the Beast, Hallowed Be Thy Name and, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Damn this IRON MAIDEN stuff is the shit! UP THE IRONS!
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The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman
OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!
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A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
There are two definitions of Iron Maiden
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert